After so many years, I’ve finally got to see New Jersey. I am reunited with my mother’s siblings and cousins. I love the state even if I only stayed for 2 days. I got to see Macy’s for the first time and I must say I enjoyed shopping!
Tomorrow, it is time to go to my home base…Baltimore, Maryland. I’m crossing my fingers now.
BONGBONG: can we talk?
NOYNOY: who you?
BONGBONG: kapal mo! you deleted my number na?
NOYNOY: kupal ka pala eh. sino ka ba?
BONGBONG: gago! senator BONGBONG here.
NOYNOY: tae ka! why would i have your #?
BONGBONG: di ka ba talaga pwedeng makausap nang matino?
NOYNOY: di tayo close, you know that!
BONGBONG: ulol! we have a lot of things in common, tandaan mo ‘yan.
NOYNOY: magkaiba tayo.
BONGBONG: ‘di ah! pangalan pa lang natin, pareho na! bong-bong! noy-noy!
NOYNOY: tanga! anong pareho dun!? magkaiba ‘yon. ferdinand ka, benigno ako.
BONGBONG: see? kapangalan pa natin ang ating mga ama.
NOYNOY: bobo! junior ka, the third ako. malaki ang difference no’n.
BONGBONG: pati sa mga kapatid natin, may similarity tayo. ‘yong panganay naming si ate IMEE: saksakan nang ‘tigas ng ulo noong dalaga. kapag nagustuhan ang lalaki, nagrerebelde.
NOYNOY: sira! hindi ganun ang panganay naming si ate ballsy.
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha! sinong may sabing si ballsy ang tinutukoy ko?
NOYNOY: huwag mong idamay si viel, tahimik ‘yon.
BONGBONG: sige na nga. regards na lang kay kris. joke!
NOYNOY: namemersonal ka na!
BONGBONG: ikaw ang nagsimula!
NOYNOY: fault ko pa? sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng edsa? singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “martial law!”
BONGBONG: ah gano’n? babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? do not provoke me!
NOYNOY: really? here’s another: “marcos cronies!”
BONGBONG: pakyu ka! “kamag-anak incorporated!”
NOYNOY: “plaza miranda bombing!”
BONGBONG: “mendiola massacre!” hoy! wala kang alam sa history! si joma sison ang nambomba sa plaza miranda! ‘yon ang nasa libro ni ka jovy salonga!
NOYNOY: ah basta!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!
NOYNOY: noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!
BONGBONG: noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kuryente!
NOYNOY: marcos billions sa europa!
BONGBONG: whatever! hacienda luisita!
NOYNOY: engot! in five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!
BONGBONG: i don’t believe you! gawin mo muna!
NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!
NOYNOY: teka nga! bakit ka ba text nang text?
BONGBONG: eh bakit reply ka nang reply?
NOYNOY: ano ba talagang gusto mo?
BONGBONG: simple lang, state funeral and an honorable burial para sa aking tatay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani.
NOYNOY: that’s not for me to decide.
BONGBONG: i’m not surprised.
NOYNOY: what do you mean?
BONGBONG: wushuuu! aminin mo, hindi naman talaga ikaw ang nagdedecide sa government kundi ang mga taong nakapaligid sa ‘yo eh!
NOYNOY: that’s democracy.
BONGBONG: that’s weakness.
NOYNOY: hindi ako diktador!
BONGBONG: oops, i’m sorry mr. symbolic president.
NOYNOY: sumusobra ka na! ang pagiging sobra ang dahilan kung bakit kayo pinalayas ng people power sa edsa. you’re way out of line!
BONGBONG: out of line??? no! we’re so back! isa sa senado, isa sa kamara at isang gobernadora.
NOYNOY: WALANG STATE BURIAL!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha, now you’re talking! fine!
NOYNOY: tapusin na natin ‘tong usapang ‘to. stop txting me!
BONGBONG: agad? i’m just warming up.
NOYNOY: maghanap ka ng kausap mo.
BONGBONG: may ipapakilala akong chick. 25 lang. maputi, mahilig sa jazz music.
NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: talaga? ok. fine. bye!
NOYNOY: sandali lang!!! chinita ba?
Silence.. (Note: BONGBONG Marcos didn’t reply. An aide said, “Na-check operator services po si Sir.”)
*Shared from Facebook. Real author unknown. Thanks Chris Pisueña!
ynasanpedro: @Karen_Davila jst woke up and i have your divorce topic as brunch. Wake up noypis! It’s about time.
makmallows: @Karen_DaviLa DIVORCE will only defile the sanctity of marriage. How can a moral wrong be a civil right?
ynasanpedro: @makmallows what is more morally wrong than husbands abusing their wives, and wives can’t get away from the abusive marriage?
makmallows: so why do women settle for wrong men? it takes a lot a prayer to find mr. right. or maybe, the woman herself is ms. wrong.
ynasanpedro: @makmallows you can never tell who’s mr. right. even 10yrs of happy marriage can be abusive. people should be provided options
makmallows: @ynasanpedro it’s not about religion, it’s how strong is their RELATIONSHIP with God. that’s 2 different things.
ynasanpedro: @makmallows oh, so being religious is not having a strong relationship with a GOD?
maksmallows: @ynasanpedro yep. religion is just the world’s standard. some might be faking it. we’ll never know.
ynasanpedro: @makmallows and so battered wives are only religious fakes even when they prayed hard for MR. RIGHT before marrying the bastards. Not fair.
maksmallows: @ynasanpedro it’s best to get lost FIRST in God’s presence and eventually you’ll find mr. right. you have to be ms. right as well.
maksmallows: @DonatelloM @Karen_DaviLa it’s FEAR in the LORD. we must not forget,husbands&wives vowed to God that they’d b together no matter what.
ynasanpedro: @makmallows Battered wife: Oh Lord sorry I fainted with his punches last night, tomorrow I’ll do better.
ynasanpedro: It is good that we pray and thank him for giving us a husband and a family. But he also gave us the ability to think! Think if it is still worth keeping a marriage when you and your kids are already suffering physically and emotionally.
Let’s say I never get contented with my blog’s looks so I changed (AGAIN) the theme to Urban Elements. Women never get contented with anything or anyone except with their husbands. I’ve reduced the number of ads to 1 and removed unnecessary widgets and plugins.
Ross uploaded the same background I have on my Twitter account so that and this blog now look like twins. Oh and don’t forget to look at the footer. Thanks SEOmagic. Now my blog is spic and span.
Maria Aragon is a 10 year old Filipina based in Winnipeg, Canada. She loves recording videos and uploading them over YOUTUBE. Last Feb 16, she made a cover of Lady Gaga’s new song “Born This Way.”
Amazingly, Lady Gaga was able to watch her video and was mesmerized with the little girl’s talent. Lady Gaga tweets, “Can’t stop crying watching this. This is why I make music. She is the future.” She even led her Tweeter followers to Maria’s video.
Maria is now a YOUTUBE singing sensation with an unbelievable 1.1 million hits in just 3 days.
Primrose Schools Family Dance-Off Event
Submitted by Kathleen Thomas on behalf of Primrose Schools
Dance can be a fun, easy way to introduce physical activity into a child’s life. As a provider of educational child care, Primrose Schools has recognized and is actively fighting against the childhood obesity epidemic. Childhood obesity is a critical issue for young children in America. The Family Dance-off supports Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals, a non-profit organization that raises funds for more than 170 children’s hospitals, which collectively treat 17 million children annually for every illness and injury imaginable.
Through their annual Family Dance-off event, families are encouraged to record and submit a 30 second video of themselves dancing to promote fitness and strengthen family ties.
Participating in the Family Dance-off is easy:
What would a competition be without prizes? Primrose Schools is providing prizes that aren’t only great for your family but for your whole community, with $65,000 in donations to local Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals:
Visit The Family Dance-off site for details on how to take part in the fight against childhood obesity, participate in the competition, and view past competitors!
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